"A day without laughter is a day wasted"

swarnpert:

punk: rebelling against authority

pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t
TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

image

The second eye:

image

i have never seen a more accurate post

digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.

ruinedchildhood:

I just died

ruinedchildhood:

I just died

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

not-fun:

Who is she

not-fun:

Who is she

aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job